(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 18, and part of the Ebola Mom series)

Three things, Nanc:

1. I’m going to go ahead and NOT accept your apology.

2. Why would you admit that? WHY?! There is no logical reason to admit that. Would you like ME to admit that I think you’re an assclown? No. That benefits no one. So I’ll keep that information between me and the Internet, where it belongs.

3. Your nanny has been framing me since day one.