So THIS is why babies are stupid!

Look where they’re getting their information!

Here’s a book my baby nephew is currently “reading” (Sucking on. Licking. Trying to put inside my nose. Then losing interest and trying to put his fist inside my nose.)

phone

No wonder he stares at me blankly, line of drool slowly zig-zagging down his chin, whenever I ask him to hand me my phone. The kid is so fucking confused!

Shame on you, American children’s book publishers.

It’s like you WANT China to win.

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