As we’re about to start a tutoring session…

Parent: “We have big news for you– [Kid] improved so much on his report card!”

Kid: “Yeah, I did! My math grades are sooooo much better!”

Me: “That’s amazing!”

Parent (to kid): “And isn’t there someone (nods head towards me) you want to thank for helping you achieve that?”

Kid (Pauses. Looks confused. Then…): “Oh, oh! Duh!”

Me: “Aw, no thanks necess—”

Kid: “God!”