Family Planning

Therapist: “So, you and Eric are talking about starting a family soon?”

Me: “Well, I mean, yeah. Not right this moment, but soon. We’re married and we both want kids and I’m not getting any younger, so…”

Therapist: “Yes, you’ve said that. But what about right now makes you feel more ready than when we’ve talked about it in the past?”

Me (thinking): “Well….we came up with a hilarious way to announce it on Facebook.”

Therapist:  img_2021-5

Me: “Oh, is that not a sign of readiness?”

Therapist: img_7086-2

Whatever, lady. Like anyone’s ready for this shit.

3 thoughts on “Family Planning

  1. No one is ever ready, that’s why pregnancy is 9 months! 9 months to get your shit together. Xoxo.

    Happy new year my jew!

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