Nanny: “Nora should be holding her own bottle for her feedings.”
Me: “I KNOW. Believe me I’ve tried, but she just won’t do it.”
Nanny: “You just make her do it and she will do it.”
Me: “You think I haven’t tried ‘making’ her do it?! She won’t do it! Honestly, I don’t think she can yet. She’s not ready.”
Nanny: “She is ready.”
Me (annoyed): “Ok, I appreciate your input, but I think I know my own kid.”
One hour later:
That cunning little minx.