(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
I mean, come on. What would YOU do?
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Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 11
( Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Because yes, I dated a guy who did that. And it wasn’t so much the act of sketching that weirded me out, but the fact that he was really, really bad at it.
This Guy Who Has NO Idea Who He’s Dealing With
After a few minutes of conversation, and from viewing my profile and photos, this guy thought he had me “all figured out.”
Why You Should Always Answer Late-Night Drunk Texts From Boys (Yes, 12:13 is late-night for me. Shut up.)
I feel badly about this.
This Fresh Prince, Part 5
I have a first date (like, in real life) with emoji-loving This Fresh Prince tonight. So the question, of course, is DO I WEAR THIS?!?!?
Relax, guys. I’m totally kidding. I’m not insane. I would never wear a towel on a first date.
But yes to the emoji sweatshirt, right?
Sometimes I Forget How To Be Normal
Me: “I have too many Dans in my phone. I’m getting confused. I was labeling them by the dating app, but now there are 2 Dan J-swipes.”
Co-teacher: “Well you went out with one of them. I assume you learned his last name?”
Me: “Yeah, why?”
Co-teacher: “You could put him in your phone with his last name, instead of the dating app.”
Me: “Ohhh. Good idea.”
Co-teacher: “It wasn’t really an idea. It’s just what normal people do.”
Interesting.
This Guy Who Caught Me, Part 2
(Continuation of This Guy Who Caught Me)
He was totally cool about it…
And then he stopped talking to me. Probably because he sees that I’m blogging everything he says/does. Like this. Right now. (Hi new friend! Thanks for being cool!)
This Guy Who Just Blew It
Done. It’ll never work.
This Fresh Prince, Part 4
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
I don’t know guys, I think we’re going to have LOTS to talk about, as the conversation so far has been super deep and substantive.
This Guy Who Is Probably My Soulmate
Or someone I should stay far, far away from, as the combination would be would be harmful both to ourselves and society at large.
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