Sometimes a girl’s gotta make herself feel like someone sent her flowers on Valentines Day.
Yes, they’re chocolate. Yes, they’re from the dollar store. Yes, they came in a plastic box that I cut myself trying to open. Yes, they’re from a 9 year old. Yes, that is a drinking glass. Yes, it’s a dirty drinking glass. Yes, I JUST finished drinking out of it.
STOP JUDGING ME!