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The First Time I Saw A Grown Man’s Penis

Remember that first time you saw a grown man’s penis? Remember how the sight of it caught you COMPLETELY off guard? And remember how it wasn’t just one penis, it was about 25 penises at once? Mere inches from your face? Flopping around to a catchy, upbeat musical jam? And you were 10?

Oh, ok, so your mother DIDN’T take you to see the Broadway musical Hair when you were in 5th grade.

Well. Lucky you.