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Not exactly what I meant by “Make yourself at home.”
That moment when you stop by your apartment and see that your subletter has drawn a huge, ejaculating penis on your window.
This is a “No Means Yes” Scenario, Right?
So when the bride-to-be says “NO penis paraphernalia at my bachelorette weekend,” she really means “at least 47 pieces of penis flare, please!”….right?
Because I’m pretty sure I can’t return these.
#somuchpenis
The First Time I Saw A Grown Man’s Penis
Remember that first time you saw a grown man’s penis? Remember how the sight of it caught you COMPLETELY off guard? And remember how it wasn’t just one penis, it was about 25 penises at once? Mere inches from your face? Flopping around to a catchy, upbeat musical jam? And you were 10?
Oh, ok, so your mother DIDN’T take you to see the Broadway musical Hair when you were in 5th grade.
Well. Lucky you.
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