I’ll Keep That in Mind, Person With Zero Life Experience

Kid: “How old is your son?”

Me: “Huh? I don’t have a son.”

Kid: “Oh, then who is that kid on your phone’s lock screen?”

Me: “Ooooooh, that’s my nephew!”

Kid: “Oh. So you don’t have any kids?”

Me: “No.”

Kid: “But you just got married, right?”

Me: “Correct.”

Kid: “Then shouldn’t your lock screen be a picture of your husband?”

Me: “Is that a rule?”

Kid: “Well, I just think, like, it should be THE most important person to you. And that person should be your husband, if you don’t have kids. I’m just saying.”

Well aren’t we judgy at 9 years old.

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