Nora, every second I’m alone with her:

Nora, every time I just want silence:

Nora, the second someone asks me if she’s talking yet and I say “Yes! She babbles all day and says a bunch of real words! Nora, show them how much you talk!”:

“Come on Nora, you talk to Mom all day at home! You never stop! Show them how you say “hi!” or “bye!” or “cheese!””

“Ok Nora, please say something, because now you’re just making Mom look like an asshole.”