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Improvised Songs I Sing To My Nephew

Bouncing my nephew on my knee, to the tune of “La Cucaracha”

“You need a cousin!
You need a cousin!
Otherwise you’ll be so very spoiled.

But that won’t happen soon
No that won’t happen soon
Unless your Auntie Em makes a big oops!”

My sister and brother-in-law laughed.

My parents, sitting beside me, did not.

It’s so weird how appreciation for accidental pregnancy jokes skips a generation.