Client, Age 3 (Yes. Three.), during a “greater than/less than” math lesson….

Kid: “You’re 35?!?! My mom is 31, and that is LESS THAN 35!”

Me: “Right!”

Kid: “But she has THREE kids and you have ZERO kids and zero is LESS THAN three! Zero is NOTHING!”

Me: “Well…”

Kid: “You have NOTHING!”