Just fell asleep wrapped tightly in my iPhone charger!
Like all the other standard adult role models in your life.
My proudest moment as a teacher is when I taught a kid how to not laugh at his own jokes. He had a great sense of humor, but ruined it by cracking up at himself. In order to prevent this, I told him to picture something really serious after telling the punchline.
So there’s a solid chance this kid spends 90% of his waking hours thinking about death.
He SO much funnier, though.
Kid (to another kid): “You’re from Africa? I’m from Africa too! Well, South Africa. And Virginia. And also Pennsylvania.”
He’s from Haiti.
(Related to Ebola Mom Part 24, and part of the Ebola Mom series)
So again…math tutor. I am your daughter’s math tutor.
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 34 and part of the Ebola Mom series )
Good. She needs someone to like.