Eric: “Am I tan?”
Me(assessing): “Your face got tan. Not your belly, though.”
Eric: “You mean my abs?”
Oh.
Yeah…
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The barista made the grave mistake of asking Eric his name
Romance, Part 3
We accidentally only brought one phone charger on this trip.
Let the relationship test begin….
Now.
What Today Is
Me (looking at Eric romantically minutes after landing in the Bahamas): “Hey, do you know what today is?”
Eric (excitedly): “Christmas Eve!”
10 second silence…
Eric: “Oh! And our 9 month anniversary! Wow, 9 months! Three quarters of a year!”
It’s our 8 month anniversary.
Travel Tips
If you’re flying internationally, and your flight is at 6:30am, you should do what Eric and I just did, which is arrive at the airport at 5:50am.
Only do that if you want to miss your flight, though.
If you want to be a normal human and make your flight, leave some time.
We are idiots.
(Don’t worry. We’re on the next flight, at 7:55am. And we got to dine at the Cibo Express! 👍)
Idiots.
Romance
“Oh thank CHRIST.”
— Eric, upon discovering that the hotel we are staying at this week in the Bahamas has the NFL network.
When Eric Makes the Bed, Part 3
(Part of the When Eric Makes the Bed series)
When Eric Makes the Bed, Part 2
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