( Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Because yes, I dated a guy who did that. And it wasn’t so much the act of sketching that weirded me out, but the fact that he was really, really bad at it.
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This Guy Whose Request I Am Certain I Can Fulfill
Today’s match on Coffee Meets Bagel requests the following:
So, therefore:
$100 says that after the first laugh, he’ll be totally smitten.
Then, after the second or third laugh, he’ll be terrified.
Girls are only allowed to be so funny.
Sometimes I Think Dating Is a Huge Waste of Time
But then today, thanks to This Fresh Prince, I learned how to do THIS!
I’m sorry, what did you just ask? Oh, nope. He still hasn’t asked me out.
This Fresh Prince, Part 2
(Continuation of This Fresh Prince)
We switched from app chatting to iMessage, so you know it’s getting serious. Also because he proposed.
This Fresh Prince
My dating life has become one big game of emoji-wooing.
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 9
(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
Guess Who?!?!
I clicked yes. I love celebrities!
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 8
We’re Probably Not a Match
This guy was pretty specific….
So I passed because…
I also had to google manifold. And birchbox.
Then, inspired by those google searches, I googled WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING WEIRD? Google thought it knew what I wanted:
Then I just got sad.
Aggressive Late Night Snacking
I feel like I can’t get involved with this guy due to the simple fact that he is clearly about to have a heart attack. 
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