Dentist: “Wow, Nora, your teeth look beautiful! You’ve been brushing twice a day, correct?”
Nora: “Yes and I don’t have to lie anymore because I ACTUALLY DO brush them twice a day every day now!”
Dentist: “Well that’s great! But Nora, if you weren’t brushing your teeth before, you didn’t have to lie to me.”
Nora: “Mom said I did.”

You lead a dangerous life.
LikeLike
Hmm my youngest said to the doctor that i give him pills to sleep. I give him melatonin! Maybeeee 3x ever. “My mommy gives me drugs to sleep”.
LikeLike
Lolllll amazing
LikeLike