Dentist: “Wow, Nora, your teeth look beautiful! You’ve been brushing twice a day, correct?”

Nora: “Yes and I don’t have to lie anymore because I ACTUALLY DO brush them twice a day every day now!”

Dentist: “Well that’s great! But Nora, if you weren’t brushing your teeth before, you didn’t have to lie to me.”

Nora: “Mom said I did.”