I literally need to take a sick day tomorrow to recover from that Stacey Dash moment.

I literally need to take a sick day tomorrow to recover from that Stacey Dash moment.

I bet white Hollywood is pretty psyched that they got all dolled up to sit in a room and not know if they’re allowed to laugh.
#everyonelooksuncomfortable

“Who’s that?”
“I don’t know.”
“Who’s THAT?”
“I don’t know.”
“Who’s that?”
“I think that’s…wait, no. I don’t know.”
— Eric and me, watching the Oscars Red Carpet

After I posted Yes. That’s Exactly What the Beatles Were Going For., someone alerted me to the fact that the song “Blackbird” was, in fact, inspired by the civil rights movement. A quick google search during my lunch break confirmed this was true. So after lunch, I approached the kid.
Me: “So guess what? You know how this morning you said ‘Blackbird’ was about black people being free? And we said that was maybe a possibility, but that seemed a bit specific, and perhaps there was a larger theme of overcoming adversity and being brave? Well, it turns out you were exactly correct. Paul McCartney, who wrote the song, said that when he wrote the lyrics, he was inspired by the black women in the Civil Rights movement, who were fighting to be treated equally.”
Kid: “Yeah. I know.” (walks away)
Oh.
Ok.

My 8 years of teaching have provided me with a mountain of bullshit so high and steep, I’m considering building a chair lift and charging people to black-diamond ski down it.

Me (watching Eric troll on Amazon): “It’s ridiculous how much you love to buy things.”
Eric: “Only things I NEED, though.”
Then he added this to his cart:

