“What are Spanx!?”
— 2nd grade boy, when I opened up my laptop to do a reading program with him and a HUGE photo of my latest online shopping purchase popped up.
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To be fair, who DOESN’T need this?
Eric must now adhere to a strict “No buying things for our new apartment without consulting me first” policy. Here’s why:
A Charla Top 10
Things He NEEDS
Me (watching Eric troll on Amazon): “It’s ridiculous how much you love to buy things.”
Eric: “Only things I NEED, though.”
Then he added this to his cart:
Online Shopping
I love clothes-shopping online because rather than having to go to the store and try everything on myself, I can just view it on the model and instantly decide if I like it or not.
Then the clothes arrive and I remember that I am not a model.
Jail
Today the NYC Department of Ed added Pandora and Netflix to their list of banned websites. Already on this list is every single shopping website, including Amazon.com, where all of us teachers have our class supply wish lists.
Co-worker: “All shopping sites of any kind are banned. It’s like jail.”
Kid: “No, you can shop online in jail.”
Right. Of course you can.
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