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Of COURSE your husband smokes. How could he not?
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
I’m less concerned about the fact that my cell number was passed along without my permission than I am about the fact that someone has chosen to be good friends with Ebola Mom.
Also– 13 YEAR OLD BOY?! No. My misery quota for this season has been filled.
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Sorry for the typo? Or for being an asshole? Please clarify before I respond.
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

Also, wtf is a book job, Nanc?
You know what, forget it. I don’t even care.
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Tutoring Ebola Mom’s kid…
Kid: “We went to Vermont over break.”
Me: “Oh, how lovely!”
Kid: “Yeah. I’m sorry I didn’t bring you back anything.”
Me: “Don’t be silly, you don’t need to get me anything!”
Kid: “Yeah that’s what my mom said.”
Me: “Oh did she?”
Kid: “Yeah. Because, like…you’re not my REAL teacher.”
Me: “Ah. Ok…”
Kid: “And she pays you enough as it is.”
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

Your nanny’s a liar. And you can shove your cookies up your gloves.