This seems to have been the theme of the bachelor party weekend. Here’s 5 different texts over 3 days:
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Glad SOMEONE Is Keeping Track
Texting with my cousin, who I’ll be seeing at my bridal shower this weekend….
Looks Like the Bachelor Party is Going Exactly as I Imagined
My Priorities Are in Order
A Simple “The Answer is 3” Will Suffice
I texted Jeremy for assistance with a particularly confusing 8th grade math problem (shut up), and I will admit that he was super helpful and did give me the answer.
But this is what happens when you ask a PhD student for help.
“Buzz Off”
In a move that defies logic, Steph agreed to a night on a party bus with 15 other people, to go see the jam band Lotus for Zack’s birthday.
This was the ride home.
It should be noted that she had no more than 2 drinks.
I Always Forget
I See You
The best part about doing your wedding invitation on Paperless Post is that you can physically see your mother inviting more guests every day, thinking you don’t notice.
Yes. April Food.
Yesterday, I played this April Fools joke on my mom, pretending the tailor lost my wedding dress. I screen shot the texts I sent my mom and sent them to the sibling text chain, just to see if they would fall for it too (which I highly doubted, as they rarely fall for my shit anymore. Minus Andrew, who will never learn.)
But my sister not only believed it, she gave the most classic unhelpful Steph commentary, perfectly showcasing why she’s the last person to turn to in any situation that involves emotion.
Kudos to Jeremy for being responsibly prepared.
She Really Went All-Out This Year
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