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Weather Related Thought Spiral

Guess I’ll put away my puffy coat and grab my spring trench for the next 10 hours because NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE.

To be clear, the seasonal affective part of me is thrilled with this randomly warm, if only for half a day, weather. But the anxious part of me worries that The Walking Dead is happening for real. 

I understand that The Walking Dead has nothing to do with weather. But, like, you get it. The apocalypse. Death to mankind. Widespread chaos and destruction. 

I’m not saying I actually believe any of this, I’m just saying that I bought some guns. 

Because better safe than sorry and besides, it was SO EASY. 

I just walked into the store screaming THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING and the guy behind the counter shrugged his shoulders and sold me 11 semi automatics. 

I forgot why I started writing this. 

  

Nope. Now is not the time.

To those people on the internet already using the Paris terror attacks to promote their anti-gun-control agenda by pointing out that this tragedy happened in a country with strict gun laws, may I kindly invite you to stop talking.

No one, in the wake of ANY mass shooting, where innocent lives have been ended by bullets, wants to hear about how much you love your guns. But in the case of this particular mass shooting, it’s not even about the guns.

This one is about terrorism. The horrific, global threat to all of humanity.

No one’s trying to have a gun debate.

Go home.

My Solution to Gun Control

  
The thing is, I actually believe this. Gun emojis are the new e-cigarette. 

Go ahead, try it. 

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🐈🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Zero percent chance you’re still angry. No one gets hurt. 

And yeah. That’s a cat.