Tag Archives: emoji

Lady, you found just the tutor!

A potential client called to inquire about writing lessons for her son

Potential Client: “I just want my kid to know how to write. In complete sentences. With punctuation and real words. Everything today is text-speak and emojis, I feel like he isn’t getting reinforcement for actual WRITING, and that’s still a skill that is extremely important, you know what I mean?”

Me: Β Β img_3482


I got the job.


My Solution to Gun Control

The thing is, I actually believe this. Gun emojis are the new e-cigarette. 

Go ahead, try it. 


Zero percent chance you’re still angry. No one gets hurt. 

And yeah. That’s a cat.