A potential client called to inquire about writing lessons for her son
Potential Client: “I just want my kid to know how to write. In complete sentences. With punctuation and real words. Everything today is text-speak and emojis, I feel like he isn’t getting reinforcement for actual WRITING, and that’s still a skill that is extremely important, you know what I mean?”
I got the job.
This week I was having major anxiety, but then this happened.
Your home decor should match your personality.
Eric put my birthday in his calendar.
I’m not sure about the order. 😒
The thing is, I actually believe this. Gun emojis are the new e-cigarette.
Go ahead, try it.
Zero percent chance you’re still angry. No one gets hurt.
And yeah. That’s a cat.
We were going for 😒. We got 😞.
Maybe a little 😩.
Either way, pretty good welcome back to NYC breakfast 😘