Friend: “OH MY GOD YOU EVEN SWEAT IN EMOJIS!”
Note: This was after an 8 mile run**
**Not actually relevant. Sometimes I wake up like this.
Tag Archives: emoji
Dad Still Has a Blackberry
Lady, you found just the tutor!
A potential client called to inquire about writing lessons for her son
Potential Client: “I just want my kid to know how to write. In complete sentences. With punctuation and real words. Everything today is text-speak and emojis, I feel like he isn’t getting reinforcement for actual WRITING, and that’s still a skill that is extremely important, you know what I mean?”
Me: 
I got the job.
It’s the Little Things
This week I was having major anxiety, but then this happened.
Things I Learned Watching HGTV
Your home decor should match your personality.
Eric put my birthday in his calendar.
I’m not sure about the order. 😒
When Mom Tries
A for effort, Ma.
My Solution to Gun Control
The thing is, I actually believe this. Gun emojis are the new e-cigarette.
Go ahead, try it.
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🐈🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Zero percent chance you’re still angry. No one gets hurt.
And yeah. That’s a cat.
Emoji Pancakes
We were going for 😒. We got 😞.
Maybe a little 😩.
Either way, pretty good welcome back to NYC breakfast 😘
No, I haven’t influenced these kids at all.
Why do you ask?
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