Category Archives: Random Thoughts/Happenings
Clear Eyes, Full Heart, I’ll Probably Still Lose
I have a first date tonight (FRIDAY night) with a guy who has the same name as my favorite Friday Night Lights character.
So the question is, should I go out and purchase a Dillon Panthers jersey for the occasion?
Jk guys. I’m not that far gone.
I’m going to wear one of the two I already own.
You Should Go To This Event
Active Minds is an INCREDIBLE organization that is changing the conversation about mental health, preventing suicide, and SAVING LIVES (they helped save mine, as I describe in my post That Time When Nothing Was Funny).
They’re having a kick-ass Casino Night event in NYC on June 10th to raise money and awareness for the mental health cause. Fun, drinks, food, prizes, great crowd and LOCAL CELEBRITIES!*
*Local celebrities** = me
**term “local celebrity” open to interpretation***
***I feel like this is misleading. No celebrities will be there. I will be, though.
CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS AND TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ACTIVE MINDS!
Cheryl Sounds Like a Complete Asshole
And given their steadfast dedication to such an inane task, I can only assume that Albert and Bernard are trying to get laid.
I never want to hear anything cool ever again
Kid: “Wanna hear something REALLY REALLY cool?”
Me: “Yes!”
Kid: “Neil Armstrong smuggled mint lifesavers into his spacecraft.”
I Consider This a Win
I just had dinner with an Israeli
Can you tell?
A Fun Fact to Ponder on This Dark, Dreary, Rainy Monday
Hitler was born today.
Same Thing
My therapist keeps reinforcing that it’s important for me to meditate, because it will give my brain a chance to completely turn off and literally be at its absolute stillest.
But like…that’s why I watch the Kardashians.
I Understand the Concern
I won’t.
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