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What is Love?
(Part of the What is Love series)
Love is when he wakes up in the morning, wraps you in his arms, nuzzles his face in your neck and whispers “I wanted to strangle you in your sleep last night. You need to start using Breathe Right strips.”

The Right Time
Sunday in the Bahamas
Sitting on the beach with my kindle…
Me (without lifting my eyes from the screen): “You know, I have to say, I really didn’t like this book at first, but it’s taken an interesting turn and now it’s actually getting pretty good.”
Eric: <No response. Because, unbeknownst to me, he had gotten up and gone to the Tiki bar to watch football.>
Romance, Part 2
(Continuation of Romance )
“Oh thank CHRIST.”
— Me, upon discovering that the hotel we are staying at this week in the Bahamas has a Starbucks in the lobby.


