Or maybe the question is “Which brother is MORE wrong?”
I wouldn’t know, as I lost the ability to understand what the fuck they were saying about 3 comments in.
Can’t wait for 2 full weeks of this nonsense in the Outer Banks….
Category Archives: Family
The Most Dramatic, Jewish Mother Response EVER.
Zack emailed the family a very simple, benign question related to our upcoming family vacation in the Outer Banks:
Mom’s response:
A simple yes or no would have sufficed.
Highs and Lows
That moment, two days into a weekend babysitting your baby nephew, when you realize “Wow, I really CAN do this parenting thing one day!”
That subsequent moment when the kid wakes up soaked head to toe in his own diarrhea.
Well, Jeremy and Zack…it’s official.
Steph is no longer one of us.
Not that she ever really was.
No One Trusts Me
It’s weird.
Family Communication
This about sums it up.
That Jaw-Dropping Moment When Your Mother Figures Out Emojis
He Wanted Me To Have It
That moment when you snatch a stuffed animal right out of a baby’s hand so that you can use it as a pillow during your long car ride.
#aunthood
She IS Beautiful
“Oh such a pretty girl. Such a gorgeous girl. What a beautiful girl.”
— My grandma, over and over, while meeting her great grandchild for the first time today.
He’s a boy.
We went with it, though.
#FathersDay
Father’s Day is about appreciating everything our dads do for us.
So on this Father’s Day, we’re letting Dad take and treat 9 of us to brunch.
And we’ll appreciate it.
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