“Um excuse me– why do you wear so much makeup?”
— family friend. Age 5.
Category Archives: Friends
Distinct Palate
“My taste buds only like Chardonnay”
— family friend. Age 5.
“Good Writers Use ALL The Tools in Their Writer’s Toolbox”
When you’re writing your speech for your co-teacher’s rehearsal dinner and it’s 12pm on a Wednesday, it’s pretty important to be drunk on homemade cocktails.
You know, similar to how we teach our students to approach the writing process.
#thisspeechwontmakesense
My Friends Are Totally Looking Out For Me
You’re a good friend.
But yeah. Fair.
International Fame
“Have you heard of ‘Emily’s Posts’? It’s this really famous blog in America.”
— us, to this Israeli cab driver.
That’s his iPad. He follows me now.
Not sure he knows it, though.
#winning
Everyone Has That Super Innocent Friend
A group of us are discussing (not doing, just discussing) the drug Molly.
Friend: “What’s Molly? Is it the same as Mary Jane?”
No. No to everything you just said.
It is in fact NOTHING like that
“This is just like The O.C.! But in Texas. With less money.”
— my co teacher, watching TV series Friday Night Lights for the first time
#texasforever
Men Are Close-Minded, Sexist Jerks
Ok yeah.
This Is My Purpose On Earth
My friends know exactly who to contact when they do something stupid and want to feel better about themselves.
Then, several texts later…
Standard Thoughts While Dating in NYC
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