(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
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Guess Who?!?!
I clicked yes. I love celebrities!
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 8
We’re Probably Not a Match
This guy was pretty specific….
So I passed because…
I also had to google manifold. And birchbox.
Then, inspired by those google searches, I googled WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING WEIRD? Google thought it knew what I wanted:
Then I just got sad.
Aggressive Late Night Snacking
I feel like I can’t get involved with this guy due to the simple fact that he is clearly about to have a heart attack. 
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 7
(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
This Imaginative, Disney-Loving Guy
Another gem found in my Coffee Meets Bagel app. Again, I wasn’t ignoring this guy (yet), I just wasn’t receiving the alerts and therefore had no idea this one-way conversation was even happening. I will never cease to be impressed by some people’s ability to keep going with absolutely NO response….
Also, I choose alligator. Obviously.
This Hopeful Guy
I just discovered this in my Coffee Meets Bagel app. I wasn’t purposely ignoring this guy, I just wasn’t getting the alerts. But I have to say, for someone I had ZERO contact with, he sure was hopeful about my well being…
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 6
(Part of the Always Be Honest With Your Dating App series)
This Technologically-Impaired Guy
I wish I could explain how fun it was to watch this unfold.
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