I clicked yes because there’s something very comforting about knowing exactly how you’re going to die.
Tag Archives: dating profiles
This Imbecile
Possibly too harsh a response but I am in NO mood this week, Brian.
Weirdly the conversation ended there.
Last Night’s Date, Part 4
(Continuation of Last Night’s Date, Part 3 )
Wait NOW he thinks we’re still in a conversation?
Somebody get this guy a manual.
Ummm Nice Jewish Boy Alert!!! <3
Everything I’m looking for and more.
This Guy Who Tried and Failed
This Fresh Prince, Part 6
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 14
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 12
This Guy Who Has NO Idea Who He’s Dealing With
After a few minutes of conversation, and from viewing my profile and photos, this guy thought he had me “all figured out.”
This Fresh Prince, Part 3
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
That moment when you lose patience and simply force someone to ask you out.
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