I know I’m in a winter funk when half the emojis in my “recently used” section are weapons.

“But Emily, thumbtacks are hardly a weapon! They’re a nifty teacher tool!” Not when you place them next to these wide-eyed peepers 👀.

“Ok, but a bathtub? Looks relaxing!” Yeah, until I drop in this guy 🔌

“And the running emoji? Looks like someone’s still getting her workouts in!” Nope. Just trying to outrun the high speed locomotive coming right at me. 🚊

Don’t be so naive, guys.