Now you’re just being a condescending asshole.
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I hope this isn’t a sign of how tonight’s date is going to go…
Dealbreaker
The original, or the Johnny Depp remake?
This Nice Jewish Guy Looking For a Fuck Buddy
Oh, David. I was all in until I saw that you’re kosher.
Because in between rounds of all the “carefree, open minded, honest, monogamous, safe, explorative, comfortably-fits-within-the-confines-of-our-mutual-schedules-and-boundaries-of-comfort sex” we’ll be having, I’m going to want me some bacon.
Things That Made Me Sad Today
Conversations Everyone Wants to Have During a Goodnight Kiss
Guy: “Do you have gum in your mouth AGAIN?”
Me: “Oh. Yeah. I’m an after-dinner gum chewer. Force of habit.”
Guy: “Well would you mind spitting it out?”
Me: “Sure. Sorry. Is it distracting?”
Guy: “No. It’s disgusting.”
Oh.
Yes, I had a nice time. Thanks for asking.
This Cornball
Weirdly what I hate most about this is his choice of talk show host.
I hate it all, though.
This Nazi
No I’m fine with all that, I just don’t date blondes.
Standards In My 30s
There was a time when I would only agree to first dates with smart, funny, higher-educated, upper middle class Jewish men.
Now…
I blame you, NYC.
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