For the next two nights, I get to stay in this chic, Jeremiah Brent-designed room, snuggled in this adorable, cozy day bed. One point L.A.
But I have a roommate. She sleeps in THIS bed:
One point New York.
LA 3; NYC 4
Tag Archives: single life
Don’t Fuck With My Emotions, Dating App
Given their promise…
I think this feedback was appropriate…
This Guy Who Has NO Idea Who He’s Dealing With
After a few minutes of conversation, and from viewing my profile and photos, this guy thought he had me “all figured out.”
This Fresh Prince, Part 4
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
I don’t know guys, I think we’re going to have LOTS to talk about, as the conversation so far has been super deep and substantive.
This Fit Once
That moment last weekend when you begrudgingly put on that ring your ex-boyfriend bought you, because you had a fancy event and it’s the only nice ring you own. That subsequent moment, 3 days later when you STILL can’t get it off your finger because oops, you got fatter since that relationship.
So what I’m trying to say is, it’s time for someone to buy me a really nice ring that fits, Dad.
Also I might have to saw my finger off.
This Fresh Prince, Part 3
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
That moment when you lose patience and simply force someone to ask you out.
This Guy Who Knows What He’s Looking For…
His mother.
This Guy Whose Request I Am Certain I Can Fulfill
Today’s match on Coffee Meets Bagel requests the following:
So, therefore:
$100 says that after the first laugh, he’ll be totally smitten.
Then, after the second or third laugh, he’ll be terrified.
Girls are only allowed to be so funny.
This Guy Guy
Oh. Well that took a weird turn.
Last Night’s Date: Male vs. Female Reviews
Interestingly, the general FEMALE reaction to Last Night’s Date has been two enthusiastic thumbs up (the words “marry him or I will give up on life entirely” have been used in a not-at-all dramatic fashion), while the general MALE reaction has been wholly unimpressed.
I went to dinner with my friends Gabi and Adam last night. Gabi was intiaitlly not sure, but then decided she was on Team Prankster….Adam was wholeheartedly anti.
Then this morning I received an email from a friend in California, saying that everyone in LA (and by everyone, she pretty much just meant herself) was rooting for him. I forwarded this to Gabi and Adam to prove that people are on totally on Team Prankster. Adam stood firm.
Slow clap video referenced in email: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZHI88infeU
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