Due to Eric having diabetes and a general understanding of what humans should eat, he has had a very positive influence on my diet.
Andrew is ruining everything.
Hey teachers! Guess what? I just discovered that cheese makes the perfect after-school snack on a particularly rough day, just as long as you make sure it’s brie and that there’s an entire wheel of it and that you’re alone and that you eat it with your fist and that you salt it with your own tears.

“This family is a bunch of aristocrats…can’t even get themself….themself….themselve…fuck it never mind” (walks away).
— Jeremy, reacting to the fact that we have no American cheese in the house.