Eric: “So my mom has a really good jeweler…”
Me: “My ring size is 7!”
Eric: “…who can fix that necklace you broke.”
Me: “Oh.”
Tag Archives: love
This is Entirely Healthy
Who told him?
When the Cat’s Away…
Love At First Sight
I Know What You Meant
Today we went over to Eric’s old apartment to get rid of the last of his furniture before his lease ends on Thursday.
Eric’s super friendly neighbor (seeing us load the elevator): “Oh hey, man! Oh no, you’re moving?”
Eric: “Unfortunately, yeah. I’m moving in with my girlfriend.”
(Pause while I stand there awkwardly)
Eric: “Oh! I mean fortunately.”
Eric Doesn’t Understand How Living Together Works
Me: “Ok I’m going to get a haircut, I’ll be back in a couple hours.”
Eric: “But wait, what am I going to do?”
Me: “I don’t know. Stay here? Go out? Either way, just generally continue to be your own person.”
(Long pause)
Eric: “I don’t understand.”
Change of Address
I was serious.
But at least he’s putting them to good use
Let the Polite Lies Commence
Eric: “I feel like I’ve really cramped up your apartment. Is it making you anxious?”
Me: “What?! No, babe…”
Phish Girlfriend
Yes, I enjoyed my first two phish concerts. But let’s rein it in.
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