This coffee is so consistent in the sense that wherever I go, people are consistently horrified by the fact that I drink it.
This Michigan crowd is no exception.
And yeah. I steal Starbucks straws. Oh like YOU’RE such a good person?!
Tag Archives: travel
Third World Country
They say it’s important to visit a third world country– ANY third world country– in order to gain perspective and appreciate what you have. So here I am in Laguardia airport.
This has to count.
#perspectivegained #thisplacemakesmesad
Family Communication, Part 2
(related to Family Communication and Communication is Not This Family’s Strength )
Israelis Continue to Be Helpful
Me (at falafel counter, overwhelmed by options): “What’s the best way to order falafel?”
Israeli friend: “Say ‘falafel.'”
Got it.
Sababa
Woman next to us on the Tel Aviv beach (pointing to her chair): “Can you watch this for me while I leave for a bit?”
“This” = her 3 year old child.
Oh, ok. Sure.
#israelis
Somehow still a better pickup line than any I’ve gotten in NYC
“You have the time for a fun?”
#israel
Guess Which WiFi We Chose?
Yes, please!
#WhenInIsrael
Tread Lightly, Part 2
(Continuation of Tread Lightly )
Guy (after I told him I’m 33): “Who cares? Age is just a number!”
Me: “I agree. Thank you for saying that.”
Guy: “Yeah, trust me. I’m studying to be a doctor. I see people die at ALL ages.”
Stop talking forever.
Tread Lightly
Last night at Clara, a popular club/bar in Tel Aviv:
Guy: “I like this place, but everyone is so young. I’m definitely the oldest person here.”
Me: “Tread lightly. You are for SURE younger than I am.”
Guy: “Not a chance. I’m almost 26!”
And then I slapped him across his whiny, toddler face.
The Israeli Taxi System Is Advanced
In NYC, when a cab is empty, it has its light on, so you know when you see it that it is available for you, and you can hail it accordingly. This does not seem to be the case in Israel, as whenever we go to hail a taxi, we find that the light being on or off has absolutely nothing to do with its availability. So, being intelligent, curious Americans interested in learning about this seemingly complex system, we decided to ask our cab driver how it works.
Us: “So when we see a taxi, how do we know if it’s available?”
Cabbie: “You ask.”
Oh.
#israel
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