(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 38 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
I just…I don’t…I can’t…I…ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, LADY?!?!?!
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I can’t explain exactly why…
…but I just found this to be fucking hilarious. I kind of feel like I need to know this person.
Horrible
It’s horrible when people don’t stand up and give their seat to the elderly on the subway.
So again, ma’am, I’m sorry. But I’m hot and tired, too.
And now this is happening
That moment when it’s 2:40pm and the AC is still not working, so you just give up and show your students a video of your baby nephew eating a lemon.
#june
Things We Say At Work
“She’s actually been looking pretty clean lately!”
— co worker, about a student’s mother, said with genuine enthusiasm and hope.
That’ll Show ‘Em
That moment when you think of the EXACT right thing to say back to someone who insulted you.
But it’s three weeks later.
Still, I think leaving it on his voicemail just now (with zero context), was the right move.
June 16-25
(Part of the #june series)
Kid: <stops asking. Realizes he’s learning nothing. Focuses on wiping his sweat.>
Me: <asleep.>
#june
Mother Knows Best
Mom: “I figure you like this guy, since you haven’t written too much about him.”
Me: “Yeah, well. I’m trying not to be a weirdo.”
Mom: “Good idea.”
Portion Control
I don’t know kid, maybe you should go back and ask the lunch lady for a few more.
#publicschool
Well This is Awkward
Guess they forgot the “L”…
For the record, it wasn’t misspelled on the email I received, but I take comfort in knowing that SOMEONE out there received an email with the heading below (minus the L in flag). Because it’s sort of a perfectly amazing fuck up. (No, I don’t condone use of that word. EVER. But I do condone honest mistakes that create super awkward scenarios where everyone feels weird).
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