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Category Archives: Dating/Single Life
Word-Predict Fail
That moment when the coworkers of the guy you’re dating send you a super helpful email with suggestions for Israel, so you message him on What’sApp to say that you “love love love them!”, but word-predict decides to do you a solid and you hit send before you realize.
I hate my life.
That romantic moment in a relationship when your iPhone automatically connects to his WiFi.
Misunderstanding
Oh no no…see…when I said the reason I’m not married yet is that I’m waiting for marriage equality, I meant…like…marriage equality everywhere. Throughout the whole world. Not just the U.S.
So yeah. I’m still unmarried.
And that’s totally why.
Yeah nice try, CMB…
….But we still remember this:
Nope, it’s not the bagel.
My excessive sweating is just a mix of crappy AC and a raging anxiety disorder.
Thanks for reminding me, though.
Hopefully More Faithful to Women Than You Are to Spelling
You wrote three traits. The first should be one word. The second is misspelled.
Not your best sell, Boris.
No.
You all already know how I feel about childhood photos on dating profiles. But this one, paired with the “about” section, is truly classic.
How do you not see that this is creepy, Matt D?!
Come on, David
You get ONE shot at this, man. 
I can’t explain exactly why…
…but I just found this to be fucking hilarious. I kind of feel like I need to know this person.
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