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This Guy Who Was Sort of Funny For Exactly One Second
And then not at all.
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 8
My Married Mom Friends Are Adorable But Useless
Last night at dinner with one of my dearest friends (who is a married, mom-of-two-kids) I asked for her opinion on the below text, as I feel like I’ve completely lost perspective and can no longer tell when a guy is being genuine or a douche.
Her takeaway: “Who is Drake? And what’s yolo?”
We’re Probably Not a Match
This guy was pretty specific….
So I passed because…
I also had to google manifold. And birchbox.
Then, inspired by those google searches, I googled WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING WEIRD? Google thought it knew what I wanted:
Then I just got sad.
I Don’t Know, Man. It Still Hurts.
This Blunt Guy
I don’t know, guys– I don’t want to jinx it, but I feel like this is going really well!!! 
This Guy Who Isn’t Getting It
Am I not explaining myself well?
This Hilarious Prankster
More one-way conversations. This time from J-Swipe. Please note the date stamps.
Aggressive Late Night Snacking
I feel like I can’t get involved with this guy due to the simple fact that he is clearly about to have a heart attack. 
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