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I must meet this person immediately.
That Jaw-Dropping Moment When Your Mother Figures Out Emojis
You Can Be Gay Now!
See! Look! (You can’t have a mouth if you’re gay, though).
Also, you can be Black (one particular shade only)! Or Asian (sort of)! Or Indian (I think?)! Or Jaundiced!
But you can only be gay if you’re white. Because gay emojis only come in white.
I don’t make the rules, people.
This seems like it might be a giant step in the wrong direction.
(P.S. Doesn’t matter how white, black, gay or straight you are, you can NOT celebrate Chanukah. Sorry, had to stick a Jew gripe in there somewhere).
This Is Bad, Guys
I was super excited about the new multi-racial emojis, so much so that I immediately tested out all the new skin tones the moment I downloaded my new system, sending this to my friend:
But because he hadn’t updated his system, he just saw this:

Turns out the non-white emojis don’t transfer to the old system, so if you try to use them, they’re replaced with aliens.
Again, in case you missed that– any race other than white shows up AS AN ALIEN.
This is very bad.
And there’s STILL no taco.
This Fresh Prince, Part 5
I have a first date (like, in real life) with emoji-loving This Fresh Prince tonight. So the question, of course, is DO I WEAR THIS?!?!?
Relax, guys. I’m totally kidding. I’m not insane. I would never wear a towel on a first date.
But yes to the emoji sweatshirt, right?
This Fresh Prince, Part 4
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
I don’t know guys, I think we’re going to have LOTS to talk about, as the conversation so far has been super deep and substantive.

This Fresh Prince, Part 3
(Continuation of emoji-loving This Fresh Prince mini-series)
That moment when you lose patience and simply force someone to ask you out.
Sometimes I Think Dating Is a Huge Waste of Time
But then today, thanks to This Fresh Prince, I learned how to do THIS!
I’m sorry, what did you just ask? Oh, nope. He still hasn’t asked me out.












