I clicked yes because there’s something very comforting about knowing exactly how you’re going to die.
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Alright, well…THAT’S depressing.
This Imbecile
Possibly too harsh a response but I am in NO mood this week, Brian.
Weirdly the conversation ended there.
Last Night’s Date, Part 4
(Continuation of Last Night’s Date, Part 3 )
Wait NOW he thinks we’re still in a conversation?
Somebody get this guy a manual.
My Friends Are Wise
Almost.
(In reference to the prankster) 
Last Night’s Date, Part 3
Even though I didn’t love his completely random and unnecessary virgin comment, I try to be open minded and was still totally willing to go on another date tonight, as our first date was decent.
Looks like someone got a little insecure. Maybe his ego will feel better now that he knows HE blew ME off.
For the love of God, where are the normal mature men? WHERE?!?
This first text comes the morning after said virgin prank. (Which, again. We can all agree was hilarious. 😒)
I’m going to go ahead and assume he really IS a virgin.
Dating Apps 101
I didn’t think this lesson needed to be explicitly taught, but when one of my smartest friends fell into this trap, I knew I must use this public forum to do all the ladies a favor and make this very clear.
(The first 5 texts– the smaller text bubbles– are a screen shot of a starting conversation my friend had with a guy from a dating app, which she sent to me). 
Every Day Should Begin With a Slow Clap
Friend, when I told him I have a date coming up with a guy who has the same name as a character on Friday Night Lights (my fave show of all time) on a FRIDAY night.
Oops
That moment when you text the wrong jewish Dan.
My Blog Is Totally Making a Difference
Of all the fan e-mails I’ve gotten (and there are TONS, if “tons” means the same thing as “eight”) this is by FAR my favorite:
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