Me (looking at my latest dating match): “Aw, he’s a veterinarian! If he’s a vet, he must be a good person.”
Friend: “Or he’s a person who likes to stick his finger up buttholes.”
Right. Or that.
Tag Archives: online dating
Guess Who?!?!
I clicked yes. I love celebrities!
This Guy Who Broke The Camel’s Back
This Compassionate Guy
I’m fine. Thanks for asking.
This Guy Who Was Sort of Funny For Exactly One Second
And then not at all.
Always Be Honest With Your Dating App, Part 8
We’re Probably Not a Match
This guy was pretty specific….
So I passed because…
I also had to google manifold. And birchbox.
Then, inspired by those google searches, I googled WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING WEIRD? Google thought it knew what I wanted:
Then I just got sad.
I Don’t Know, Man. It Still Hurts.
This Blunt Guy
I don’t know, guys– I don’t want to jinx it, but I feel like this is going really well!!! 
This Guy Who Isn’t Getting It
Am I not explaining myself well?
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