In reference to Eric’s 2-year-old niece Mackenzie (“Mac”) and my 2-year-old nephew Tyler (“The Boog”) walking down the aisle….
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That Actually DOES Make Me Feel Better
Calming my wedding day anxieties….
Don’t Worry, I’m Sure He’ll Call You Soon
“Now what am I going to do?!”
— Eric, just now, with genuine fear and disappointment in his eyes, seconds after The Boog left their play date to go home and take a nap.
I’m Never Having Kids.
When Pronunciation Matters
“It’s pussy! It’s pussy! It’s pussy! IT’S PUSSY! Auntie Em, it’s PUSSY!”
— my 2-year-old nephew.
(It’s Percy)
When He’s Not Annoying
I just tried face-timing my nephew, but as soon as he saw me on the screen, he started whining.
Me: “Ugh. I’m hanging up. Call me back when he’s not annoying.”
Andrew: “Ok.”
It’s been 15 minutes.
Just realized it’ll be 15 years.
Grandma Charlie Isn’t Taking Any Shit
I came across this random toddler on an episode of the Kardashians and couldn’t believe how much she looks like my nephew Tyler (the Boog). I was certain I could fool my mom.
What. IS. That.
“I love you, and I’m sorry it has to be this way, but you are no longer invited to family vacation in the Outer Banks this summer. I’m sure you understand.”
— Me, to my 1 and a half year old nephew, as I witnessed his first tantrum.
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