Eric will be gone for 5 days at the Golf Masters. I don’t see why the details are important.
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“Ma! Ma!!! I never know what she’s DOING back there…” Part 2
“Ma! Ma!!! I never know what she’s DOING back there…”
This might be a new low.
Signs You’re Staying at a World Class Resort
Here’s some wall art from our hotel room:
We tried to fix it. But it’s literally bolted into the wall this way.
Do we complain to management? There’s got to be a discount for idiocy.
Although in fairness, it took us over 36 hours to notice this. And it’s the only piece of art in the room.
This might be an idiocy draw.
Romance, Part 2
(Continuation of Romance )
“Oh thank CHRIST.”
— Me, upon discovering that the hotel we are staying at this week in the Bahamas has a Starbucks in the lobby.
Travel Tips
If you’re flying internationally, and your flight is at 6:30am, you should do what Eric and I just did, which is arrive at the airport at 5:50am.
Only do that if you want to miss your flight, though.
If you want to be a normal human and make your flight, leave some time.
We are idiots.
(Don’t worry. We’re on the next flight, at 7:55am. And we got to dine at the Cibo Express! 👍)
Idiots.
We’re Bonding
Me: “You went to Israel this summer?! No way!! Me too!!”
Kid: <walks away>
Oh. Ok.
Family Communication, Part 3
(part of the Family Communication series)
Eric and I just arrived in Chicago for a 4-night stay. Upon landing…
Eric: “I’m going to text my mom and let her know we landed.”
Me: “Ok.”
Eric: “Did you text your mom?”
Me: “No.”
Eric: “Are you going to?”
Me: “Ummm…”
Eric: “She has no idea you’re going to Chicago, huh?”
Me: “That is correct.”
Well now she does.
Hi Mom!
Food Consumed in Airports Doesn’t Count
Don’t fucking tell me what to do, M&Ms.
#notsharing
You know. THAT moment.
That moment when you’re on vacation and there’s a tornado.
Before: 
During:
After:
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