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Now Accepting Congratulations
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!
(That’s a clarifier for those of you who have been thinking since May that school is over already).
3:00pm glory shot (mixed with a sprinkle of anxiety and a lot of nostalgia, because my therapist says I’m allowed to feel multiple feelings at once) to follow.
Me: “There was something I wanted to blog about but now I forgot. I have to start writing things down.”
Eric: “Like, in a blog format?”
Just a Little Morning Math
#june
These Paleo treats taste just like brownies!
…that you’ve already eaten, pooped out, shaped back into little squares, and re-eaten.
I miss dessert.
#paleolife
A Charla Top 10
Holiday Weekends Throw Me Off
It’s fine. She’s only one of my best friends and the person I spend more time with than anyone in the world.
Babysitters of the Year, Part 2
I Mean, The Sweatshirt Makes a Good Point…
See, I don’t nag him. The clothes do.
My Mother, Trying to Group Text
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