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Standards 

It’s good to know that here in NYC, you can literally be infamous for serving feces and still receive an above-average rating.

As a teacher and giver of grades, I feel pretty confident saying that Chipotle does not deserve a B right now.

I’m just saying– when I ask my students to perform, and instead of performing, they go ahead and SHIT THEMSELVES, I do not give them a “B.”

I send them home.

And then I never look at them the same way again.