All posts by Emily
June 11th
The Best
Poor Guy
June 10th
(Part of the #June series)
Kid: “Why do we have to learn this?”
Me: “Because I’m going to Active Mind’s Casino Night tonight, and I’ll be too tired to teach you a damn thing tomorrow. Anyway, wanna donate? Here’s the link: Active Minds. Tell your parents! Seriously. That’s your homework. To donate. No, this is not a conflict of interest. Shhhhhh.”
#june
Clear Eyes, Full Heart….Impressive Dedication to a Lie
Last night, over a glass of wine…
“So I have to confess something. I had never seen Friday Night Lights until I met you.”
— guy I’ve been dating for 2 months, who, ever since we met, has pretended to be a long-time fan of the show because he has the same first and last name as my favorite character and I was SO excited about it (admittedly WAYYYY TOO excited. He really had no choice but to lie).
Our first text convo:
He has spent the past 2 months secretly watching the entire series for the first time. Just finished it last night.
Now THAT’s clear eyes and a full heart.
Or just absurd.
Either way….can’t lose.






