Eric is at a concert right now with Andrew and Zack, and ran into a fan.


See?
Eric is at a concert right now with Andrew and Zack, and ran into a fan.


See?
Last time I look to this crowd for a pat on the back.


(Insert hours of absolute dead radio silence)



Get some slightly older siblings who don’t understand technology.
Andrew (only 5 months older than me, aka MY AGE, by the way) repeatedly insists, “I don’t do apps. Everything an app does I can do on the internet.”
No.
He also claims “I don’t know how to use a flash drive because they didn’t exist when I was in college,” but that’s just him lying, which is a topic for another post.
Unfortunately, this attitude has married my sister, who at least understands that she doesn’t understand anything, but isn’t exactly determined to learn.
The result is this.



I promise you they will not.
(Continuation of My Mother, Trying to Group Text )
Just in time for Mother’s Day…


Entirely unnecessary, but ok…


There was a shooting at Montgomery Mall, which is less than 5 minutes from my parents’ house. Nobody had heard from Mom.
What ensued was the world’s jewiest game of Clue.

Then, hours later, Mom, unable to figure out the tricky mechanics of group texting (she has an iPhone), sent this to just Jeremy:

Case closed.
Not only is Mom alive, she lives a way better life than the rest of us.