It’s exactly as romantic as they say.
Steph is Not a Sympathizer
When Spellcheck Wins
This is What Happens When You Let Me into a VIP Lounge at Phish
Me (drunk, staring at donut wall, turning to random older man next to me): “So which donut should we eat?”
Random man: “Definitely the cinnamon.”
Me: “That’s what I was thinking!” (grab donut, stuff my face, continue talking with mouth full) “So what’s YOUR connection to Phish?”
Random man: “Trey is my son.”
Me: “Oh! Wait, what? Really? No WAY! Are you, like, SO proud?”
Eric: 
Someone’s Excited
“Ok I joined every corgi Facebook group.”
— Eric, 4 seconds after I agreed to get a dog.
If Sean Spicer’s next career move isn’t to create a brand of seasonings called “Sean’s Spices: Making Everything Taste Like Bullshit,” then that is a fucking TRAGIC missed opportunity if ever I saw one.
Sean Spicer Out!
Hamilton Review
Spectacular.
My only complaint is that Angelica Schuyler was played by a woman of Mexican descent, which, for me, just felt inauthentic.
Everyone knows Angelica was black.
How long before OJ is given a job in the White House?
Parenting with this guy is going to be fun
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