There was a time when I would only agree to first dates with smart, funny, higher-educated, upper middle class Jewish men.
Now…
I blame you, NYC.
Tag Archives: dating
What a Silly Question
Friend: “So if you’re dating a guy and things are going well, at what point do you tell him about the blog?”
Um, obviously in the first or second month.
After our first grandchild is born.
At that point he’ll be pretty locked in.
Dating App PSA
Dear All Men Everywhere,
It is really REALLY super creepy when the main profile photo on your dating app is a picture of yourself as a young boy. Do you think we like this? I’m so confused. This is the only photo we see in that first instant when we decide if we’re swiping right or left– are you TRYING to attract a woman who looks at a picture of a 5 year old boy and says “Ooooh, tell me MORE!”?
If that IS who you’re looking for, maybe try looking somewhere else.
Like jail.
That’s where pedophiles are. In jail.
Now stop being a creepster. The world has enough problems.
Emily
I’m a Perfect Gentleman
That awkward situation where he lives a little closer to the date spot than you do, so you end up walking him home.
Things You Don’t Want Your Brother To Say To You Right Before a Date
This.
Oh.
The Best Advice
“Maybe don’t.”– friend, when I said my upcoming second-date strategy will be to just put it all out there and be myself.
This Optimistic Guy, Part 2
This Optimistic Guy
This Guy Who I Tried To Give the Benefit of the Doubt
I really like egg salad.
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