Today is Mom’s 70th birthday. She is very busy.



Today is Mom’s 70th birthday. She is very busy.




Someone destroyed my parents’ mailbox in Potomac. Mom sent this email:

Followed by this email:

I can’t even by offended by this. When I saw the photo, sitting on my couch in NYC, even I wondered if I did it.
Just seems like something I’d do.


Me: “I see all these parents getting weepy about sending their 4th or 5th grade kids to camp for the first time, but I don’t even have kids yet and I’m already SO excited to send them. They’ll be going to 2-month sleep away camp when they’re 7.”
Friend: “7 years old?! That’s kind of young.”
Me: “7 months old.”
